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Mindy Kaling has lived many lives the obedient child of immigrant professionals a timid chubster afraid of her own bike a Ben Affleck–impersonating Off Broadway performer and playwright and finally a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?”  Perhaps you want to know what Mindy thinks makes a great best friend someone who will fill your prescription in the middle of the night or what makes a great guy one who is aware of all elderly people in any room at any time and acts accordingly or what is the perfect amount of fame so famous you can never get convicted of murder in a court of law or how to maintain a trim figure you will not find that information in these pages If so you’ve come to the right book mostly In Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? Mindy invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance friendship and Hollywood with several conveniently placed stopping points for you to run errands and make phone calls Mindy Kaling really is just a Girl Next Door—not so much literally anywhere in the continental United States but definitely if you live in India or Sri Lanka


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    There’s a passage in this book in which Mindy Kaling laments that she will never be the kind of comedian who can get away with really raunchy humor or jokes about race She cites Sarah Silverman and Dave Chappelle as examples But here is what she can get away with writing a book chock full of lists and stories all about how she’s basically in her words a “vain flake” and still coming across as a kind intelligent woman and an excellent best friendI kind of wish that Mindy Kaling were my best friend She’d be the kind of friend who would call up on a Saturday night and when you sheepishly admitted that you really didn’t feel like going out would show up at your door wearing pj’s and laden down with fancy chocolates and champagne Then she would plop down on your couch and make absolutely no complaints when you wanted to watch a Say Yes to the Dress marathon She’s the kind of friend who would never shame you for loving just as a few completely out there random examples which have absolutely nothing at all to do with me When Harry Met Sally like to the point where I you can recite every single line or Sixteen and Pregnant or US Weekly or cheddar cheese pretzels or house musicOne of my favorite chapters in this book is entitled “Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities” and outlines a few of Mindy Kaling’s rules for BFF dom“ I MUST BE 100 PERCENT HONEST ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK BUT GENTLEYour boyfriend is never going to tell you that your skirt is too tight and riding up too high on you In fact you shouldn’t even have asked him poor guy He wants to have sex with you no matter how pudgy you are I am the only person besides your mom who has the right and responsibility to tell you that I should never be overly harsh when something doesn’t look good on you because I know you are fragile about this and so am I I will employ the gentle vague expression ‘I’m not crazy about that on you’ which should mean to you ‘Holy shit take that off that looks terrible’ I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod painful but quick”Mindy and I I’m just going to go ahead and call her Mindybecause that’s what future best friends do are also about the same age and there is some excellent 90’s nostalgia porn in here In particular I loved her list of favorite comedy moments Chris Farley as Matt Foley evidence that we should be best friends and her list of remakes that she’d like to take a crack at An all girl remake of Ghostbusters? I would totally go and see that especially if they cast female comedians in all the main rolesI didn’t enjoy the pieces about dieting and datingcommitment quite as much but overall I really had a fun time with this book This is a humorous memoir that also belongs alongside the fluffyfrothy books and I think that’s exactly what my little Min was really going for Well done Call me laterPerfect Musical PairingMariah Carey – We Belong TogetherI may or may not love Mariah Carey with all my heart And I may or may not have seen Glitter than once possibly not even to make fun of it