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In this wickedly funny and irreverent memoir Chelsea Lately writer and comedian Sarah Colonna opens up about love life and pursuing her dreams and then screwing it all up   Sarah believes we all struggle to grow up Sometimes we want to have fun not take things too seriously and have that fourth margarita Other times we would like to get married stay in order Chinese food and have a responsible secure life   From her formative years in small town Arkansas to a later career of dates drinks and questionable day jobs Colonna attempts to reconcile her responsible side with her fun loving side Sometimes this pans out and sometimes she finds herself in Mexico handing out her phone number to anyone who calls her pretty She moves to Los Angeles to pursue acting but for years is forced to hone her bartending skills she wants a serious boyfriend but won’t give up nights at the bar with her friends She tries to behave like an adult but can’t seem to stop acting like a frat boy In the end she discovers that there doesn’t have to be just one or the other And if there’s one thing Colonna has learned from her many missteps it’s that hindsight is always 100 proofIncludes a Foreword by Chelsea Handler


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    yawn Do you enjoy getting drunk seemingly every night and then having sex with guy after guy in a search for love? Well here is the book for you This book seems to be attempting to ride the coattails of Chelsea Handler's books which are very entertaining However this is just a sad boring book about a small town girl who sleeps around and who seems to have been drunk half her life Oh and it is not funny I myself do not drink or sleep around but that does not mean I cannot find such things funny after all I do find Chelsea hilarious and she has had many of her own exploits Any way you look at it this book is not funny There were some lines where you knew Colonna was looking for a laugh but it just became so sad how could you really laugh?I enjoy Sarah Colonna on Chelsea Lately but in book form I definitely have to pass