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David Sedaris' move to Paris from New York inspired these hilarious pieces including the title essay about his attempts to learn French from a sadistic teacher who declares that every day spent with you is like having a caesarean section His family is another inspiration You Can't Kill the Rooster is a portrait of his brother who talks incessant hip hop slang to his bewildered father And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers of food and cashiers with six inch fingernails


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    I just don't care for David Sedaris There I've said it I've made peace with the fact I have stared deep into the cockles of my heart and forced myself to come to the only obvious but unpopular conclusionI just don't care for David SedarisIt was somewhat of an existential struggle for me to reach this conclusion because I'm exactly the kind of person who should like David SedarisI am a sarcastic Generation Xer with an overdeveloped sense of irony I enjoy reading personal essays about poignant and humiliating events in people's personal lives Understated comedy is favorite genre I look at myself in the mirror and practice being droll Hell I even like listening to This American Life on NPR I am exactly the target demographic for the witty petty misanthropy with which Mr Sedaris plies his tradeBut I just don't care for David SedarisI find him to be thoroughly unlikable He comes across as the type of person who might be fun to have a beer with but afterwards he'd probably make fun of you behind your back When I was reading this book I thought that his stories and characters were a little too colorful and a little too perfect to be true And as he tells the stories of his childhood he comes across as a 40 year old gay man trapped in an eight year old's body wow that sentence doesn't sound right After I finished the book I found that Mr Sedaris does indeed subscribe to a rather fluid definition of truth some of the instances were exaggerated And by exaggerated' I mean completely made up But these revelations have done little to stem the tide of bare knuckled enthusiasm of his legion of fans I am confronted by people who are adamant that despite my protests to the contrary I really do like David Sedaris It seems that Mr Sedaris' work has become a litmus test for a certain level of sophistication If you tell people that you just don't care for David Sedaris they look at you like you've got a mullet tucked into the collar of your shirt a six pack of Old Milwaukee in the fridge and a Tivo filled up with NASCAR races Well I for one refuse to be pigeon holed And today I am calling on all like minded people to join me And together we canuh not like Sedaris Say it with me We're loud we're proudand we just don't care for David Sedaris